Our family has many stories about fondue fun (and failures) ... here are some tips!
In our family we start the first "dunk" in the cheese only until everyone has a piece of bread ready and is tapping their fork on the edge of the pot. Then we all dive in together for the first taste!
If a man loses his bread in the cheese, he owes the host a bottle of wine.
If a woman loses her bread in the cheese, she must kiss all the men.
Feel free to modernize these rules!
Under the cheese bread fights may or may not be allowed.
The stronger the cheese, the better the fondue. Try adding ...
Vacherin
Sharp White Cheddar
Gouda
Fontina
A light salad - with vinaigrette
White Wine - usually the same used in the fondue
Pie - Apple or light fruit
After dessert - a shot of Kirsch with coffee
Legend tells that if you drink water during a fondue, the cheese will turn to cement in your gut. (This is a myth). Stick to the wine and Kirsch. It's acceptable for children and non-drinkers to drink soda.
Don't have Fondue during May - August. General rule: Fondue during months with an R in their name.
It's not horrible, but colored forks are for meat fondue.
Red Wine just doesn't work.
Be careful to buy the correct Kirsch! Get the Brandy type, not the Liqueur.
Hors d'oeuvres aren't necessary. If you must, make them light.
Please use Imported Swiss Cheese! American Swiss is not the same. ... Unless it's Gran Cru from Monroe, WI USA :)